God doesnt want me to have a girlfriend... that bastard

So i meet a pretty amazing girl a few weeks ago.
We hang out a couple times. She says its the best first date shes ever had.
She then procedes to get really weird, doesnt make contact, wont write back.

Then I get this gem of a message from her....

"Everytime you write me something I just feel more horrible about the whole thing. Honestly, you are prolly the sweetest, best boyfriend material guy I have ever met. I totally think you are funny, smart, have goals, are attractive, and just an all around classy guy. I wish I was head over heels for you because you would be so good to me, and I really want that, but I just don't feel that chemistry, like the I wanna be with this guy more than anything, or I think about you all the time sort of thing. I get that, we would totally be the best of friends, laugh our heads off, make fun of each other vibe from you. I noticed it a lil after the after effect of the best first date I ever had with you....and so I gave it another shot with the lunch thing. I wanted more than anything to totally realize I was just having my guard up and was afraid to put myself out there, but it just made me realize that I just dont feel that sexual chemistry between us. I felt horrible the whole weekend about it, I cried, I just felt terrible cuz you are seriously so awesome, and it would prolly be enough for us to have a relationship, but I just dont wanna start something that way. I dont wanna force something because thats how it sorta was with my ex-boyfriend of 2 years. We were best friends and I loved him so much we started dating, but it was mostly cuz we were best friends and were together all the time anyways.

I dont know if any of this makes sense to you, Id love to be friends and hang out cuz I truely think you are freakin amaaaaaazing....ask my roomies, they all know. I know it could be wierd or awkward though, so I understand if you would rather not.

Im sorry ive been such a beeoootch about the whole thing, ive just been real stressed lately and I just really wanted thigs to work out between us so much that when I knew it wasnt going to, uugghh, its just I dont wanna be 5 months down the road telling you then that i wasnt really sexually attracted to you ad then it would be worse"

my response... "have i mentioned i have a big weiner?" ... not really though

not sexually attracted to me?? are you serious.. i ooze sex from my crotch in every direction possible.
i mean every girl I know is attracted to me.
women use me for hot sex when theyre on breaks from their "boyfriends" or "husbands"

just kidding..

but still, its like having my balls tied off, them slowly drying out and rotting, and then falling from out of my shorts to the cold hard street.

i really liked this girl... and i think thats why i treated her differently and went a bit slower then I usually do...i was sweet to her! and got her flowers! and took her to dinner! and for punishment she thinks im a wuss..

I guess girls like assholes right? ridiculous.. you cant win either way.

I dont know what to do with this girl... is it something you can reverse? maybe if i do lots of push ups and situps and then walk around with my shirt off a lot?
ridiculous.