Drunk at 7 pm.

is this what old people do?
go to happy hour right from the office and have three beers.
cop a mild buzz and then drive home to eat a microwave burrito in the company of an 18 pound cat?

the pixies will save my night.
also. this girl I shot told me she likes to give blowjobs in public places.

I may call her this evening.

that is all.